this is the surprise alert. now... surprise! i called ambrose, and he told me this was your favorite snack. ten round crackers, a glass of apple juice with one ice cube. - what's going on? - and i rented this, your favorite show. - i don't have a favorite show. - mr. monk, i know how important this show is to you. okay, you can still enjoy it. you can still watch it. all right, all right, you're 12 years old. it's tuesday night. it's 8:00. you've been waiting all week. it's cooper clan time. ♪ make yourself at home with the cooper clan ♪ ♪ you'll never be alone with the cooper clan ♪ ♪ you got bill, janey, cathy, and dan ♪ ♪ don't forget skip - it's scamp. - scamp, get off that divan! - you wasted your money. i can't watch it. - you know what, forget about christine rapp and her stupid, stupid book. everybody in hollywood's crazy, and if we think about that stuff, nobody would ever to go the movies. i don't go to the movies. - or watch tv.